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2017-05-01T21:36:09+00:00

As you may well know now, when somebody really upsets me on this game, I always seek to get my revenge. A week or so ago, Stabulous, also known as Silo to some players, managed to get the better of my good will to trap and kill me in his base.

I was pretty angry, granted, but rather than go off in a huff, I decided to do what I do best - play the long game. Revenge is a dish best served cold - in this case, it would take a week of goading from the big-mouthed bastard while I gathered the necessary materials to fight him mano y mano. As you are probably well aware, I'm appalling at PVP, but I decided to give it a go.

Earlier today, I got my chance, and we went into battle. It was a decent fight, and needless to say I had Stabby Boy on the ropes when he decided to log off and do that most Neil-y of things, retreating to webchat to chat shit.

So I brought out the big guns. You may be unaware, but I have an alt. "Her" name is spookybits, and I had been saving her for just such an occasion. Would Crapulous take the bait???

Of course he would. Teenage boys always think with their dicks.



A short facade later, and a "joining-on offering" of magma cream later, I was the newest member of Canadians! I set about pretending to make potions for Stabulous to aid him in his fight against me… then the moment he logged out, I set about dismantling his base and getting the word out.



Most enjoyable was destroying the diamond block pyramid below his beacons, as shown above. I sincerely hope he is now poorer than a Zimbabwean billionaire.

The rest is history. I invited BuddyCharles, Emy and others inside, and let them kill me to drop the power to the magic number. Carnage ensued when other PVP-heavy players got wind. I caused absolute chaos, ruined Stabulous' shitty base and presumably his SSV career and had a great afternoon, as I hope you all did too.

Fuck you, Stabulous. You fucked with the wrong sauce sachet.






THE COOL MASTER GETS HIS REVENGE

2017-05-01T22:11:14+00:00

I hear THE COOL MASTER is a bit good at getting his own back.

Isn't he dreamy?

2017-05-01T22:57:00+00:00

Fantastic, well done. Silo is a crybaby.

2017-05-01T23:05:14+00:00

I enjoyed this, good work.

2017-05-02T00:06:47+00:00

Alot of fun with the fights going on at the same time, great work

2017-05-02T00:12:28+00:00

g0d

2017-05-02T03:38:58+00:00

Si"L"o.

2017-05-02T04:14:07+00:00

This is fabulous! Good job!

2017-05-02T05:04:07+00:00

Lol this is straight hilarious.
-Lost absolutely nothing if you all would take a moment to remember the massive duping, the beacon and dbs are easily replaced
-hardly a career ending problem lol
- our little fight earlier entailed mushy running 5 separate times to his base in which he called "strategy" so i was done with that so i said i didn't have time for that and left for the time being.
-i believe i in the end won. after noticing something fishy i logged on to find him in my base he pvp logged to me and i thought nothing of it till he logged back on and called emy to 2v1 me which entailed of me killing him twice on two separate occasions. and emy ran away.

- so i got more of the only thing i really care about GEAR!! ty mushy
- worst thing i lost was my pot making material…

2017-05-02T05:30:33+00:00

Lesson: Don't invite randos into your group, even if they have boobs.

Maybe especially if they have boobs. Boobs are inherently suspicious.

2017-05-02T06:33:49+00:00

Do I detect a hint of salt?

2017-05-02T08:05:27+00:00

So is duplicating not bannable? This kid just straight up said he does it

2017-05-02T08:52:25+00:00

Hethrox
So is duplicating not bannable? This kid just straight up said he does it


He is only damage controlling through the possession of duplicated items; he wasn't the duper. However, gloating about having duplicated items is just as sad.
Shame on you, Silo.

2017-05-02T09:52:38+00:00

Gentle reminder that the 10db bounty on Silo's head still applies, too. I'll even throw in a wither skull with a name of your choice.

3dbs for every subsequent kill too, since I got plenty from his 'duped' beacon pyramid.
Edited by Mushie 2017-05-02T09:53:23+00:00

2017-05-02T11:57:08+00:00

lol

2017-05-02T15:04:50+00:00

Hethrox
lol

u jelly?

2017-05-02T17:35:08+00:00

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not at all am i saying i duped watch who your accusing there.
Hethrox
So is duplicating not bannable? This kid just straight up said he does it

2017-05-02T17:35:38+00:00

anyone want 10dbs just ask lol.
mushytooshie
Gentle reminder that the 10db bounty on Silo's head still applies, too. I'll even throw in a wither skull with a name of your choice.

3dbs for every subsequent kill too, since I got plenty from his 'duped' beacon pyramid.

2017-05-02T17:36:20+00:00

mushytooshie
Do I detect a hint of salt?

no salt at all like i said thanks for the gear mate

2017-05-02T18:19:28+00:00

Wow, 3 posts in a row! I detect no salt! This guy is all pepper folks!
Edited by Jester 2017-05-02T18:19:34+00:00
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